May 19, 2025

Regarding the Fountain – Silly bad pun

Regarding the Fountain – Silly bad pun

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The Dry Creek Middle School drinking fountain has sprung a leak, so principal Walter Russ dashes off a request to Flowing Waters Fountains, Etc.

…We need a new drinking fountain. Please send a catalog.

Designer Flo Waters responds:

“I’d be delighted…but please understand that all of my fountains are custom-made.”

Soon the fountain project takes on a life of its own, one chronicled in letters, postcards, memos, transcripts, and official documents. The school board president is up in arms. So is Dee Eel, of the water-supply company. A scandal is brewing, and Mr. Sam N.’s fifth grade class is turning up a host of hilarious secrets buried deep beneath the fountain.

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The Dry Creek Middle School drinking fountain has sprung a leak, so principal Walter Russ dashes off a request to Flowing Waters Fountains, Etc.

…We need a new drinking fountain. Please send a catalog.

Designer Flo Waters responds:

“I’d be delighted…but please understand that all of my fountains are custom-made.”

Soon the fountain project takes on a life of its own, one chronicled in letters, postcards, memos, transcripts, and official documents. The school board president is up in arms. So is Dee Eel, of the water-supply company. A scandal is brewing, and Mr. Sam N.’s fifth grade class is turning up a host of hilarious secrets buried deep beneath the fountain.

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