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Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about dinosaurs! (28 pages) + read below for more jokes on dinosaurs.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?

A: Jurassic pork!

HAHA!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

A: Bronto-snore-us!

LOL!

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?

A: Because she was a plant eater!

HAHA!

Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?

A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

LOL!

Q: Why did the dinosaurs eat raw meat?

A: They did not know how to cook!

HAHA!

Q: How does a snake weigh itself?

A: With its scales!

For more Dinosaur jokes, please check the link below: 130+ Dinosaur Jokes, Puns & One-Liners

From the link above:

• Share a hilarious dinosaur joke for laughter that never goes extinct.From the stegosaurus to the triceratops, there are so many dinosaur names that can be used in jokes. Here are some silly ideas to bring the planet down:^[1]
  • What came after the dinosaur? Its tail!
  • What’s green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot!
  • What’s a dinosaur’s favorite brand of clothing? Fossil!
  • What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush!
  • What is found in the middle of dinosaurs? The letter “s.”
  • How can you best raise a baby dinosaur? With a crane!
  • What makes more noise than a dinosaur? Two dinosaurs!
  • Why does a Brontosaurus have a long neck? Its feet smell.
  • What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Its shadow!
  • Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink!
  • Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? The same as short ones!
  • What do you call a dinosaur who really likes tacos? Carnitastaurus.
  • What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby dinosaurs!
  • What do you call a dinosaur who works at Dairy Queen? Diplodocones.
  • Why did the dinosaur cross the road? To eat the chickens on the other side.
  • How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator? The door won’t shut!
  • What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way as quickly as you can!
  • Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanodons and 2 Stegosaurus!
  • What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed? Find somewhere else to sleep!
  • How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box? One. After that, the box isn’t empty!
  • Who do dinosaurs call when they need someone to watch their kids? A psittercosaurus.
  • What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears? Anything you like, it can’t hear you!
  • When can 3 giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it’s not raining!
  • What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

  

• • Drop a dino-mite dad joke to crack everyone up.If there’s an opportunity to incorporate dinosaur-related humor into your daily conversation, take it! Use any of these dad jokes to get the laughs (and maybe some eye rolls) going:^[2]
    • What does a triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom.
    • What did the dinosaur put on her steak? Dinosauce.
    • What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
    • What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? The Dinosorcerer.
    • Why did the dinosaur take a bath? To become ex-stinked!
    • What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
    • Who made sure the dinosaurs obeyed the law? Tricera-cops!
    • What do you call a dinosaur passing gas? A blast from the past!
    • What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? Rep-tiles.
    • What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic pork!
    • What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!
    • What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A dino-score.
    • What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t take a bath? Stink-o-saurus!
    • What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper? A tyranno-snorus.
    • What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy bones.
    • What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework? Dinomite!
    • What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy bones.
    • What do you call a dinosaur who works with lawyers? A paralegalophus.
    • What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
    • What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch? Strawberry jam!
    • Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? Because he could really spike the ball!

   

  Tell a rawr-some dinosaur joke to charm kids of all ages.Sharing jokes is a great way to bond with children, promote their creative thinking skills, and diffuse sour moods.^[4] Share any of the following dinosaur jokes to keep kids laughing for hours:

  • What comes after an extinction? Y-stinction.
  • What comes after Y-stinction? Z-end.
  • What type of music do dinosaurs like? Jurassic Rock.
  • What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars? Fossil fuel.
  • What did the baby dinosaur call its mother? Mamasaurus!
  • What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur? The pronto-saurus!
  • How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkysaurus.
  • Where do dinosaurs spend their pocket money? The dino-store.
  • What does a dinosaur say after a meal? “That was dino-licious!”
  • Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage? Because it had a dino-sore.
  • Why are dinosaur jokes so popular? Because they never go extinct!
  • What did the dinosaur call her shirt-making business? Try Sarah’s Tops.
  • Why did the archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird!
  • What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus? Try to cheer him up!
  • Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road? Because there were no roads then!
  • What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? A stegosau-rust.
  • What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote? “Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”
  • What do you call a dinosaur who loves singing Christmas songs? A Carolosaurus.
  • Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house? Any dinosaur…a house can’t jump!
  • Why should you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story? Because their tales are so long.
  • Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? Because he could really spike the ball.
  • Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they didn’t know how to barbecue.