6 has a problem. Everyone knows that 7 is always after him. Word on the street is that 7 ate 9. If that's true, 6's days are numbered. Lucky for him, Private I is on the case. But the facts just don't add up. It's odd. Will Private I put two and two together and solve the problem . . . or is 6 next in line to be subtracted?
Celebrate love with endearing cartoons: "Me without you is like...sky without blue...hair without do...cow without moo." No matter the time or distance, it's always "me" and "you."
This collection of 140 monster-themed jokes will tickle your funny bone. Packed with puns, one-liners, knock-knock jokes and fang-tastic cartoon illustrations, The Monster Fun Joke Book is great for young readers who love a good spook. Q: How does Frankenstein's monster sit in a chair A: Bolt upright!
For the lover of Physics, I am sure you will gravitate to this book with its electrifying intensity, this book tries to keep physics as light as possible. The series of Fantastic Jokes is now targeting all aspects of Physics, from famous physicists, and classical physics to quantum mechanics. We don’t always make a joke about Quantum Physics, but when we do, we don’t.
His poems were inspired by listening to his own children, and subsequently his grandchildren, and marvelling at the way they could invent new words or incorporate sound effects into their everyday language. Spike did not regard children as small adults, but as entirely different species who lived in a secret, magical world that very few adults understood. For decades he delved into this world, delighting children - and adults - of all ages with his poems and stories.
Hold your nose while you find out absolutely everything you never knew about poo! Did you know that.. A week's worth of elephant poo weighs as much a 25 people? A lifetime of farts would fill 2,000 balloons? The world uses enough toilet paper in an hour to wrap around the Earth 14 times? This irresistibly disgusting book for children will teach you all you need to know about all kinds of animal dung and human waste - what it's for, how it's made, where it goes, and lots more!
The Dry Creek Middle School drinking fountain has sprung a leak, so principal Walter Russ dashes off a request to Flowing Waters Fountains, Etc. ...We need a new drinking fountain. Please send a catalog. Designer Flo Waters responds: "I'd be delighted...but please understand that all of my fountains are custom-made." Soon the fountain project takes on a life of its own, one chronicled in letters, postcards, memos, transcripts, and official documents. The school board president is up in arms. So is Dee Eel, of the water-supply company. A scandal is brewing, and Mr. Sam N.'s fifth grade class is turning up a host of hilarious secrets buried deep beneath the fountain.
This collection of ironic, comic and just plain ridiculous tombstones proves that it's possible to have a sense of humor about kicking the bucket. Just be careful you don't laugh yourself to death. But if you've spent any time in a cemetery, you know a lot of those dearly departed have to be rolling over in their graves with laughter.
Step into the wise-crack classroom with this collection of 140 school-themed jokes, including priceless puns, knock-knock jokes and one-liners. Illustrated with wonderful cartoons, The School Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. Q: What was the dentist's favourite subject at school? A: Flossophy!
Get ready to LOL with Science Jokes for Smart Kids — a hilarious collection of kid-friendly jokes that combine science, school, and silliness! Perfect for curious minds, this joke book features laugh-out-loud punchlines across math, chemistry, biology, physics, space, and more. Whether you're a young science lover, a witty teen, or a teacher looking to spice up your class, these jokes are sure to trigger a reaction—pun intended!
Wit, wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron combined with visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way.
Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum.
Feet! Playful, sophisticated rhymes to inspire kids on how to have fun with one word. Feet. They’re everywhere! We share them with bats, cats, rats, even gnats! But not all feet are the same. Some are sticky, and some are stinky. Some can hear, and some can taste. There’s a wondrous world of feet out there, especially animal feet. It gives one paws.
Lighten the atmosphere with this hilarious collection of 140 space-themed jokes. Young readers can pun about Pluto, Martians and astronauts with this brilliantly illustrated joke book, including knock-knock jokes, one-liners and more. They are out of this world! Q: What do aliens cook their breakfasts on? A: Unidentified frying objects
There's a whole new cast of characters to meet, from the Nail-Clipping Fairy (who delivers teeth at night), to Orloc the Destroyer (who can be defeated only by his mommy), to the Elderly Caveman (who complains about the younger generation obsessed with playing with fire). There are more mind-bending verbal and visual riddles, plus there's plenty of hilarious hijinks hiding around every corner, whether it's a buffalo that escapes one poem and roams through others or a meteor threatening to land on the book and obliterate everything. There's even a mini book-within-a-book!
This witty and captivating tale offers a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable: If you're a dinosaur, all your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all your friends are end tables. Showcasing the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie, each page of this illustrated humor book is laugh-out-loud funny.
