Think you know the real story behind the Greek myths? Think again. Most people only know what Zeus wants them to. But the truth is, Zeus is a total myth-o-maniac. Hades, King of the Underworld, is here to set the record straight on how he ended up as Ruler of the Underworld and Zeus became King of the Gods.
Why use boring old words when you can expand and build your vocabulary―and have fun doing it! A user-friendly, engaging book about the power of words―perfect for educators, parents, and future word nerds. Build confidence and become a stronger reader, writer, and communicator! This dictionary-thesaurus hybrid is organized by theme and puts words in context with fun, engaging and hilarious sentences, pictures, and fun facts. You'll learn what words mean and then actually use them!
Meet Elmer, an ordinary beaver. He may not be as mighty as a lion or as dangerous as a shark. He may be squat and brown. But never underestimate a beaver. I can almost hear you saying, “But aren’t beavers just lumpy rodents with buck teeth and funny flat tails?” Yes, they are! And believe it or not, those buck teeth and funny flat tails are just a few of the things that make beavers extraordinary. Humorous and engaging, this book will inspire readers to laugh, think, and view the world around them with new eyes.
Some say humour is life; others say biology is life. We will be roasting all biology disciplines, from botanists who are a sap for word puns to geneticists whose funny bone will be tickled so hard their genes will unravel. Ask and you shall receive. Our fans have asked for even more content, so we pulled it off! It has more puns, more jokes, more witticisms than ever before. Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you may be. With that being said, sit back, put your feet up and like a good stomach virus, let the laughs explode from you in an infectious fit. Remember, if life gives you mould, make Penicillin!
Welcome, welcome! No matter your understanding of chemistry, I am sure you'll get a reaction, because the jokes within are sodium funny. These jokes have been accumulated through years of interactions with fellow scientists and teachers and lots of drinking in strange bars late at night. A word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you are. With that being said, sit back, put your feet up and wait for the nerdy fluorine, uranium, nitrogen-filled laughs to tickle your fancy.
Find out why the medical computer went to prison in the pages of this technology-based joke book. Readers will learn many other technological jokes and be eager to share them with friends and family. Easy-to-follow sentences will have young readers giggling on every page.
Telling funny jokes to guests, friends, and family increases self-confidence in kids. Also sharing interesting facts and maintaining informative and humorous conversations will improve social acceptance among their friends. In the Fun Educational Jokes for Kids book you will find :
Geologists are possibly the best of all scientists; they are the most down to earth people and can really rock your world. Just like a good geologist, I have navigated the ends of the earth and dug deep, leaving no stone unturned, to collect all the best geology jokes and puns to then place those gems in this book.
Millions of people visit xkcd.com each week to read Randall Munroe’s iconic webcomic. His stick-figure drawings about science, technology, language, and love have a large and passionate following. Fans of xkcd ask Munroe a lot of strange questions. What if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90 percent the speed of light? How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? If there was a robot apocalypse, how long would humanity last? In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. His responses are masterpieces of clarity and hilarity, complemented by signature xkcd comics. They often predict the complete annihilation of humankind, or at least a really big explosion.
Take a time trip with this hilarious collection of 140 history-themed jokes. Young readers will be able to pun about this past - from Vikings, to Victorians - with this brilliant joke book, featuring wacky cartoon illustrations. This book builds general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Q: When did early people start wearing uncreased clothes? A: In the Iron Age
What do constipated mathematicians do? Why did the chemist cut off one of her legs? Find out the hilarious answers in this collection of kid-friendly gross-out jokes. It will keep the laughs rolling as science is put under the joke microscope.
6 has a problem. Everyone knows that 7 is always after him. Word on the street is that 7 ate 9. If that's true, 6's days are numbered. Lucky for him, Private I is on the case. But the facts just don't add up. It's odd. Will Private I put two and two together and solve the problem . . . or is 6 next in line to be subtracted?
For the lover of Physics, I am sure you will gravitate to this book with its electrifying intensity, this book tries to keep physics as light as possible. The series of Fantastic Jokes is now targeting all aspects of Physics, from famous physicists, and classical physics to quantum mechanics. We don’t always make a joke about Quantum Physics, but when we do, we don’t.
Step into the wise-crack classroom with this collection of 140 school-themed jokes, including priceless puns, knock-knock jokes and one-liners. Illustrated with wonderful cartoons, The School Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. Q: What was the dentist's favourite subject at school? A: Flossophy!
Get ready to LOL with Science Jokes for Smart Kids — a hilarious collection of kid-friendly jokes that combine science, school, and silliness! Perfect for curious minds, this joke book features laugh-out-loud punchlines across math, chemistry, biology, physics, space, and more. Whether you're a young science lover, a witty teen, or a teacher looking to spice up your class, these jokes are sure to trigger a reaction—pun intended!
